Get ready for some fun with fruits! These Fruit Puns are full of simple, funny jokes that will make you laugh. Whether you like fruits or just enjoy a good pun, these jokes are juicy, sweet, and will make you smile.
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Fruit Puns
Orange you glad we’re friends?
You’re one in a melon.
Life is berry sweet with you.
I find you pear-fect.
You’re the apple of my pie.
I’m grapeful for you.
Berry much in love with life.
You make my heart skip a beet.
Kiwi be together forever?
You’re plum amazing.
I’m bananas for you.
You make life un-peel-ievable.
Don’t stop be-leafing in yourself.
I’m grapeful for every moment with you.
You drive me cherry-crazy.
Peach you later, alligator.
You’re the zest friend ever.
Life is better with a little lime.
I can’t fig-ure out life without you.
You make me feel berry special.
I’m stuck on you like jam on toast.
You’re my main squeeze.
Orange you the sweetest?
I’m plum crazy about you.
You’re un-pear-alleled in awesomeness.
Life’s grape with you around.
You make every day cherry-bright.
You’re the top banana.
Berry glad we met.
Don’t let life give you lemons alone.
You make me feel a-peel-ing.
I’m totally nuts about you and your fruit.
You’re the zest thing in my life.
Life is peachy with you near.
You’ve got a pear-fect heart.
Orange Fruit Puns
Orange you glad it’s a bright day?
Life is sweeter when you’re around.
You make my heart peel with joy.
I’m totally zesting for you.
You’re the orange of my eye.
Keep calm and squeeze on.
You make every moment juicy.
I’m pulp about you.
Your smile is un-peel-ievable.
Life is better with a little orange.
You’re my main squeeze.
Orange you the sweetest person?
You make my days zest-tastic.
I’m stuck on you like juice in a peel.
Squeeze the day and make it great.
You brighten life like a ripe orange.
Peel the love around you.
I’m totally orange-crazy for you.
Life is juicy with you in it.
You’re the zest friend I could ask for.
Keep peeling and never stop smiling.
You make life extra juicy.
Orange you happy to be here?
You add zest to my life.
I’m pulp-ling for your attention.
You make every peel count.
Life is sweeter when we squeeze together.
You’re un-peel-ievably amazing.
Orange you loving this vibe?
You make me feel zestacular.
Every day with you is juicy-tastic.
Squeeze out every bit of happiness.
You’re the orange in my fruit basket of life.
I’m zesting for more adventures with you.
Life is un-peel-ievably bright with you.
Fruit Puns Love
You’re the apple of my heart.
I’m bananas for you.
Life is berry sweet with you.
You make my heart skip a beet.
I find you pear-fect in every way.
You’re my main squeeze.
I’m grapeful for your love.
You make my heart juice with joy.
I’m totally plum crazy about you.
You’re the zest in my life.
You make me feel berry special.
I’m stuck on you like jam on toast.
You drive me cherry-crazy.
Kiwi be together forever?
Life is peachy with you near.
You’re un-pear-alleled in my heart.
Orange you the sweetest love?
I’m pulp about you.
You make my life juicy-tastic.
I’m nuts about you and your love.
Life is grape with you around.
You add zest to every day.
You make every moment cherry-bright.
I’m totally melon over you.
You make my heart peel with happiness.
You’re berry much loved by me.
Life is sweeter with your love.
You’re the top banana in my heart.
I’m zesting for more time with you.
You make me feel a-peel-ing.
Every day with you is juicy and bright.
I’m orange-crazy for you.
You’re the pear-fect part of my life.
Love with you is un-peel-ievably amazing.
You make my heart fruit-tastically happy.
Cute Fruit Puns
You’re one in a melon.
Life is berry better with you.
You make my heart skip a beet.
You’re the apple of my eye.
I’m bananas about you.
You make life un-peel-ievably sweet.
I find you pear-fect.
You’re my main squeeze.
I’m grapeful for your smile.
Life is peachy when you’re around.
You make my heart juice with joy.
Orange you adorable today?
You’re plum amazing.
I’m totally melon over you.
Berry much in love with life and you.
You make every day cherry-bright.
Kiwi be together forever?
You’re un-pear-alleled in cuteness.
Life is grape with you near.
You make me feel zestacular.
You’re the top banana in my heart.
I’m stuck on you like jam on toast.
You make life juicy-tastic.
You’re the sweetest fruit in my basket.
I’m pulp-ling for your hug.
You add zest to my every day.
You make my heart peel with happiness.
Life is sweeter when we squeeze together.
You’re berry special to me.
You make me feel a-peel-ing.
Every day with you is juicy and bright.
I’m totally orange-crazy for you.
You’re the pear-fect part of my day.
Love with you is un-peel-ievably cute.
You make my heart fruit-tastically happy.
Funny Fruit Puns
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
You’re one in a melon.
Life is berry funny with you.
I’m grapeful for the laughs we share.
You make my heart skip a beet.
I’m bananas over your jokes.
You’re plum hilarious.
Berry much amused by you.
You drive me cherry-crazy with laughter.
Life is peachy when we joke together.
You make every moment juicy with fun.
Kiwi be joking around all day?
You’re the zest friend ever.
I’m stuck on you like jam on toast.
You make life un-peel-ievably funny.
Orange you laughing yet?
I’m totally melon over your humor.
You add zest to every silly moment.
Life is grape when we’re joking.
You make every day cherry-bright and funny.
You’re my main squeeze of laughter.
I’m pulp-ling with laughter thanks to you.
You make life juicy-tastic with jokes.
You’re berry special and hilarious.
I’m nuts about your fruity humor.
You make me feel zestacular every time.
Life is sweeter when we laugh together.
You make my heart peel with happiness.
You’re un-pear-alleled in making me laugh.
I’m totally orange-crazy for your jokes.
You’re the apple of my comic eye.
Every day with you is juicy and funny.
You make life berry entertaining.
You’re the pear-fect mix of fun and sweetness.
Laughing with you is fruit-tastically amazing.
Vegetable And Fruit Puns
You make life berry sweet.
Lettuce be friends forever.
You’re one in a melon.
I’m grapeful for your smile.
Life is better with a little zest.
You make my heart skip a beet.
You’re the apple of my pie.
I’m totally melon over you.
You drive me cherry-crazy.
You’re plum amazing.
You make every day juicy-tastic.
Orange you the sweetest?
You’re my main squeeze.
Life is peachy with you near.
I’m bananas for your company.
You make my heart peel with joy.
I’m stuck on you like jam on toast.
You’re un-pear-alleled in greatness.
Lettuce turnip the fun.
Life is grape when you’re around.
You make every moment cherry-bright.
You’re the zest in my life.
I’m pulp-ling with happiness because of you.
You make life un-peel-ievably sweet.
You’re berry special to me.
I’m totally orange-crazy for you.
You’re the top banana in my heart.
Life is sweeter with your love.
You make me feel a-peel-ing.
You’re the pear-fect friend.
You add zest to every day.
I’m totally nuts about you and your veggie jokes.
You make my heart fruit-tastically happy.
You make life juicy and bright.
Lettuce always laugh together.
