Get ready to laugh! These Fat Jokes are super funny and full of simple jokes that will make you giggle. Whether you like silly humor or just want a good laugh, these jokes will make your day fun.
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Fat Jokes
Why did the fat person go to the beach?
To make a big splash.
Why did the fat person sit near the cake?
Because they wanted to be close to their favorite food.
Why did the fat person take the elevator instead of the stairs?
Because the stairs were too step-tempting.
Why did the fat person go to the gym?
To lift snacks instead of weights.
Why did the fat person bring a suitcase to the buffet?
Because they wanted to pack a meal for later.
Why did the fat person bring a chair to the fridge?
Because standing was just too exhausting.
Why did the fat person go to the doctor?
To get a second opinion on the scale.
Why did the fat person sit in the sun?
Because they wanted to melt some pounds.
Why did the fat person cross the road?
To get to the other side of the buffet.
Why did the fat person bring a pillow to dinner?
Because the chair might not be enough.
Why did the fat person join the soccer team?
To get a kick out of snack time.
Why did the fat person buy a bigger car?
Because they needed more trunk space… for snacks.
Why did the fat person go to the supermarket?
Because they were on a “food tour.”
Why did the fat person wear suspenders?
To hold up their dreams… and pants.
Why did the fat person go on a diet?
To make room for more dessert later.
Why did the fat person sit on the couch all day?
Because the remote needed company.
Why did the fat person go swimming?
To test how many snacks float.
Why did the fat person take the bus?
Because walking was too much of a workout… before lunch.
Why did the fat person climb a tree?
To get closer to the donuts on the branch.
Why did the fat person wear stretchy pants?
Because they were ready for anything… especially dessert.
Why did the fat person bring a fan to dinner?
To cool off after their meal.
Why did the fat person join the choir?
Because they wanted to add more “buns” to the chorus.
Why did the fat person bring a ladder to the buffet?
To reach the top of the snack table.
Why did the fat person go to the park?
To roll around… for exercise.
Why did the fat person sit in the front row at the movie theater?
Because they didn’t want to miss a bite of popcorn.
Why did the fat person buy a bigger bed?
Because dreams needed more room.
Why did the fat person take a nap after lunch?
Because it was dessert o’clock.
Why did the fat person bring an extra chair to the party?
To make space for snacks.
Why did the fat person go to the zoo?
To see animals that matched their appetite.
Why did the fat person wear a belt?
Because pants need support too.
Why did the fat person join the gym for only a week?
To check if their snacks could keep up.
Why did the fat person bring a backpack to school?
To carry lunch… and the teacher’s snacks.
Fat Her Jokes
Why did she bring a ladder to the buffet?
Because she wanted to reach the top of the dessert table.
Why did she sit next to the cake?
Because it was her best friend.
Why did she go to the gym?
To lift snacks instead of weights.
Why did she take two seats on the bus?
Because one just wasn’t enough.
Why did she bring a backpack to the party?
To carry extra dessert home.
Why did she wear stretchy pants?
Because comfort is everything.
Why did she bring a chair to the fridge?
Because standing was too tiring.
Why did she go to the doctor?
To get a second opinion on the scale.
Why did she sit in the sun?
To melt a little… maybe.
Why did she cross the road?
To get to the other side of the buffet.
Why did she bring a pillow to dinner?
Because the chair might not be enough.
Why did she join the soccer team?
To get a kick out of snack time.
Why did she buy a bigger car?
Because she needed more space… for snacks.
Why did she go to the supermarket?
Because she was on a “food tour.”
Why did she wear suspenders?
To hold up her pants and her dreams.
Why did she go on a diet?
To make room for dessert later.
Why did she sit on the couch all day?
Because the remote needed company.
Why did she go swimming?
To see if snacks float.
Why did she take the bus?
Because walking was too much before lunch.
Why did she climb a tree?
To reach the donuts on the branch.
Why did she bring a fan to dinner?
To cool off after her meal.
Why did she join the choir?
Because she wanted to add more “buns” to the chorus.
Why did she bring a ladder to the buffet?
To reach the very top of the snacks.
Why did she go to the park?
To roll around for exercise.
Why did she sit in the front row at the movies?
Because she didn’t want to miss popcorn.
Why did she buy a bigger bed?
Because dreams need more room.
Why did she take a nap after lunch?
Because it was dessert time.
Why did she bring an extra chair to the party?
To make space for snacks.
Why did she go to the zoo?
To see animals that matched her appetite.
Why did she wear a belt?
Because pants need support too.
Why did she join the gym for only a week?
To see if her snacks could keep up.
Why did she bring a backpack to school?
To carry lunch… and the teacher’s snacks.
Why did she bring two plates to the buffet?
Because one plate couldn’t handle her appetite.
Why did she sit next to the fridge?
Because it was her favorite spot.
Why did she go to the bakery every day?
Because pastries are her passion.
Why did she take the stairs slowly?
Because they were too much work before dessert.
Your Mama’s So Fat Jokes
Your mama’s so fat, why did she bring a ladder to the buffet?
Because she wanted to reach the top of the dessert table.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she sit next to the cake?
Because it was her best friend.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she go to the gym?
To lift snacks instead of weights.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she take two seats on the bus?
Because one just wasn’t enough.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she bring a backpack to the party?
To carry extra dessert home.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she wear stretchy pants?
Because comfort is everything.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she bring a chair to the fridge?
Because standing was too tiring.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she go to the doctor?
To get a second opinion on the scale.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she sit in the sun?
To melt a little… maybe.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she cross the road?
To get to the other side of the buffet.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she bring a pillow to dinner?
Because the chair might not be enough.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she join the soccer team?
To get a kick out of snack time.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she buy a bigger car?
Because she needed more space… for snacks.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she go to the supermarket?
Because she was on a “food tour.”
Your mama’s so fat, why did she wear suspenders?
To hold up her pants and her dreams.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she go on a diet?
To make room for dessert later.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she sit on the couch all day?
Because the remote needed company.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she go swimming?
To see if snacks float.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she take the bus?
Because walking was too much before lunch.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she climb a tree?
To reach the donuts on the branch.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she bring a fan to dinner?
To cool off after her meal.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she join the choir?
Because she wanted to add more “buns” to the chorus.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she bring a ladder to the buffet?
To reach the very top of the snacks.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she go to the park?
To roll around for exercise.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she sit in the front row at the movies?
Because she didn’t want to miss popcorn.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she buy a bigger bed?
Because dreams need more room.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she take a nap after lunch?
Because it was dessert time.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she bring an extra chair to the party?
To make space for snacks.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she go to the zoo?
To see animals that matched her appetite.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she wear a belt?
Because pants need support too.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she join the gym for only a week?
To see if her snacks could keep up.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she bring a backpack to school?
To carry lunch… and the teacher’s snacks.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she bring two plates to the buffet?
Because one plate couldn’t handle her appetite.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she sit next to the fridge?
Because it was her favorite spot.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she go to the bakery every day?
Because pastries are her passion.
Your mama’s so fat, why did she take the stairs slowly?
Because they were too much work before dessert.
Yo Mama’s So Fat Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she bring a ladder to the buffet?
Because she wanted to reach the top of the dessert table.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she sit next to the cake?
Because it was her best friend.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she go to the gym?
To lift snacks instead of weights.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she take two seats on the bus?
Because one just wasn’t enough.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she bring a backpack to the party?
To carry extra dessert home.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she wear stretchy pants?
Because comfort is everything.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she bring a chair to the fridge?
Because standing was too tiring.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she go to the doctor?
To get a second opinion on the scale.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she sit in the sun?
To melt a little… maybe.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she cross the road?
To get to the other side of the buffet.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she bring a pillow to dinner?
Because the chair might not be enough.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she join the soccer team?
To get a kick out of snack time.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she buy a bigger car?
Because she needed more space… for snacks.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she go to the supermarket?
Because she was on a “food tour.”
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she wear suspenders?
To hold up her pants and her dreams.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she go on a diet?
To make room for dessert later.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she sit on the couch all day?
Because the remote needed company.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she go swimming?
To see if snacks float.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she take the bus?
Because walking was too much before lunch.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she climb a tree?
To reach the donuts on the branch.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she bring a fan to dinner?
To cool off after her meal.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she join the choir?
Because she wanted to add more “buns” to the chorus.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she bring a ladder to the buffet?
To reach the very top of the snacks.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she go to the park?
To roll around for exercise.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she sit in the front row at the movies?
Because she didn’t want to miss popcorn.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she buy a bigger bed?
Because dreams need more room.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she take a nap after lunch?
Because it was dessert time.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she bring an extra chair to the party?
To make space for snacks.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she go to the zoo?
To see animals that matched her appetite.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she wear a belt?
Because pants need support too.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she join the gym for only a week?
To see if her snacks could keep up.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she bring a backpack to school?
To carry lunch… and the teacher’s snacks.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she bring two plates to the buffet?
Because one plate couldn’t handle her appetite.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she sit next to the fridge?
Because it was her favorite spot.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she go to the bakery every day?
Because pastries are her passion.
Yo mama’s so fat, why did she take the stairs slowly?
Because they were too much work before dessert.
Your Mama So Fat Jokes
Your mama so fat, why did she bring a ladder to the buffet?
Because she wanted to reach the top of the dessert table.
Your mama so fat, why did she sit next to the cake?
Because it was her best friend.
Your mama so fat, why did she go to the gym?
To lift snacks instead of weights.
Your mama so fat, why did she take two seats on the bus?
Because one just wasn’t enough.
Your mama so fat, why did she bring a backpack to the party?
To carry extra dessert home.
Your mama so fat, why did she wear stretchy pants?
Because comfort is everything.
Your mama so fat, why did she bring a chair to the fridge?
Because standing was too tiring.
Your mama so fat, why did she go to the doctor?
To get a second opinion on the scale.
Your mama so fat, why did she sit in the sun?
To melt a little… maybe.
Your mama so fat, why did she cross the road?
To get to the other side of the buffet.
Your mama so fat, why did she bring a pillow to dinner?
Because the chair might not be enough.
Your mama so fat, why did she join the soccer team?
To get a kick out of snack time.
Your mama so fat, why did she buy a bigger car?
Because she needed more space… for snacks.
Your mama so fat, why did she go to the supermarket?
Because she was on a “food tour.”
Your mama so fat, why did she wear suspenders?
To hold up her pants and her dreams.
Your mama so fat, why did she go on a diet?
To make room for dessert later.
Your mama so fat, why did she sit on the couch all day?
Because the remote needed company.
Your mama so fat, why did she go swimming?
To see if snacks float.
Your mama so fat, why did she take the bus?
Because walking was too much before lunch.
Your mama so fat, why did she climb a tree?
To reach the donuts on the branch.
Your mama so fat, why did she bring a fan to dinner?
To cool off after her meal.
Your mama so fat, why did she join the choir?
Because she wanted to add more “buns” to the chorus.
Your mama so fat, why did she bring a ladder to the buffet?
To reach the very top of the snacks.
Your mama so fat, why did she go to the park?
To roll around for exercise.
Your mama so fat, why did she sit in the front row at the movies?
Because she didn’t want to miss popcorn.
Your mama so fat, why did she buy a bigger bed?
Because dreams need more room.
Your mama so fat, why did she take a nap after lunch?
Because it was dessert time.
Your mama so fat, why did she bring an extra chair to the party?
To make space for snacks.
Your mama so fat, why did she go to the zoo?
To see animals that matched her appetite.
Your mama so fat, why did she wear a belt?
Because pants need support too.
Your mama so fat, why did she join the gym for only a week?
To see if her snacks could keep up.
Your mama so fat, why did she bring a backpack to school?
To carry lunch… and the teacher’s snacks.
Your mama so fat, why did she bring two plates to the buffet?
Because one plate couldn’t handle her appetite.
Your mama so fat, why did she sit next to the fridge?
Because it was her favorite spot.
Your mama so fat, why did she go to the bakery every day?
Because pastries are her passion.
Your mama so fat, why did she take the stairs slowly?
Because they were too much work before dessert.
Funny Fat Jokes
Why did the fat person bring a ladder to the buffet?
Because they wanted to reach the top of the dessert table.
Why did the fat person sit next to the cake?
Because it was their best friend.
Why did the fat person go to the gym?
To lift snacks instead of weights.
Why did the fat person take two seats on the bus?
Because one just wasn’t enough.
Why did the fat person bring a backpack to the party?
To carry extra dessert home.
Why did the fat person wear stretchy pants?
Because comfort is everything.
Why did the fat person bring a chair to the fridge?
Because standing was too tiring.
Why did the fat person go to the doctor?
To get a second opinion on the scale.
Why did the fat person sit in the sun?
To melt a little… maybe.
Why did the fat person cross the road?
To get to the other side of the buffet.
Why did the fat person bring a pillow to dinner?
Because the chair might not be enough.
Why did the fat person join the soccer team?
To get a kick out of snack time.
Why did the fat person buy a bigger car?
Because they needed more space… for snacks.
Why did the fat person go to the supermarket?
Because they were on a “food tour.”
Why did the fat person wear suspenders?
To hold up their pants and their dreams.
Why did the fat person go on a diet?
To make room for dessert later.
Why did the fat person sit on the couch all day?
Because the remote needed company.
Why did the fat person go swimming?
To see if snacks float.
Why did the fat person take the bus?
Because walking was too much before lunch.
Why did the fat person climb a tree?
To reach the donuts on the branch.
Why did the fat person bring a fan to dinner?
To cool off after their meal.
Why did the fat person join the choir?
Because they wanted to add more “buns” to the chorus.
Why did the fat person bring a ladder to the buffet?
To reach the very top of the snacks.
Why did the fat person go to the park?
To roll around for exercise.
Why did the fat person sit in the front row at the movies?
Because they didn’t want to miss popcorn.
Why did the fat person buy a bigger bed?
Because dreams need more room.
Why did the fat person take a nap after lunch?
Because it was dessert time.
Why did the fat person bring an extra chair to the party?
To make space for snacks.
Why did the fat person go to the zoo?
To see animals that matched their appetite.
Why did the fat person wear a belt?
Because pants need support too.
Why did the fat person join the gym for only a week?
To see if their snacks could keep up.
Why did the fat person bring a backpack to school?
To carry lunch… and the teacher’s snacks.
Why did the fat person bring two plates to the buffet?
Because one plate couldn’t handle their appetite.
Why did the fat person sit next to the fridge?
Because it was their favorite spot.
Why did the fat person go to the bakery every day?
Because pastries are their passion.
Why did the fat person take the stairs slowly?
Because they were too much work before dessert.
