Get ready for fun! These Kids Jokes are full of simple, funny jokes that will keep little kids smiling all day. At home, school, or playtime, these jokes will make every child giggle and laugh.
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Kids Jokes
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
To reach the high grades!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy!
Why did the kid sit on the clock?
He wanted to be on time!
Why did the banana go to the party?
Because it was a-peeling!
Why did the kid put a pencil in the freezer?
Because he wanted to draw ice!
Why did the cow go to space?
To see the moooon!
Why did the kid put his homework in the blender?
Because he wanted to make a smooth grade!
Why did the kid take a ruler to bed?
He wanted to measure his dreams!
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it caught a virus!
Why did the kid carry a notebook everywhere?
Because he wanted to draw attention!
Why did the kid bring a magnet to school?
Because he wanted to be attractive!
Why did the kid put a blanket over the cake?
Because it needed a little icing!
Why did the pencil feel happy?
Because it had a point!
Why did the kid bring a flashlight to class?
Because he wanted to be bright!
Why did the sandwich go to school?
Because it wanted to be on a roll!
Why did the kid put his shoes in the fridge?
Because he wanted cool feet!
Why did the ice cream go to school?
Because it wanted to be a little smarter!
Why did the kid take a ladder to the library?
Because he wanted to reach new heights!
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the kid bring a map to school?
Because he didn’t want to lose his way!
Why did the kid bring a pillow to class?
Because he wanted to catch some z’s!
Why did the kid put a shoe on his head?
Because he wanted to be a step ahead!
Why did the kid write on the wall?
Because he wanted to leave a mark!
Why did the kid bring a broom to school?
Because he wanted to sweep the class!
Why did the kid take a chair to school?
Because he wanted to be seated properly!
Why did the kid bring a clock to dinner?
Because he wanted to have a good time!
Why did the kid take a ladder to the park?
Because he wanted to climb to fun!
Why did the kid bring a pencil sharpener to the party?
Because he wanted to make a point!
Why did the kid put a hat on the cake?
Because it was a birthday topper!
Why did the kid put a lightbulb in the fridge?
Because he wanted a bright idea!
Jokes For 5 Year Olds
Why did the duck bring a backpack?
Because it wanted to quack open books!
Why did the kid put his shoes in the fridge?
Because he wanted cool feet!
Why did the teddy bear sit at the table?
Because it didn’t want to be stuffed!
Why did the cow go to space?
To see the moooon!
Why did the banana go to school?
Because it wanted to peel smart!
Why did the pencil go to school?
Because it wanted to draw attention!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy!
Why did the sandwich go to school?
Because it wanted to be on a roll!
Why did the ice cream go to school?
Because it wanted to be a little cooler!
Why did the kid put a hat on the cake?
Because it was a birthday topper!
Why did the kid take a chair to class?
Because he wanted to be seated properly!
Why did the kid put his backpack in the fridge?
Because he wanted a cool school day!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the kid take a pillow to school?
Because he wanted to catch some z’s!
Why did the pencil feel happy?
Because it had a point!
Why did the kid bring a magnet to class?
Because he wanted to be attractive!
Why did the kid take a rope to school?
Because he wanted to tie up loose ends!
Why did the kid put a blanket on his lunch?
Because it needed a little covering!
Why did the kid bring a map to school?
Because he didn’t want to get lost!
Why did the lightbulb go to school?
Because it wanted a bright idea!
Why did the kid put his homework in the blender?
Because he wanted to make a smooth grade!
Why did the duck wear a hat?
Because it wanted to look quackers!
Why did the kid take a ladder to the library?
Because he wanted to reach new heights!
Why did the kid bring a broom to class?
Because he wanted to sweep the floor!
Why did the cat bring a notebook to school?
Because it wanted to take paw-some notes!
Why did the kid put his shoes on the table?
Because he wanted to step up!
Why did the kid bring a clock to dinner?
Because he wanted to have a good time!
Why did the kid bring a pencil sharpener to school?
Because he wanted to make a point!
Why did the ice cream sit under a tree?
Because it wanted to chill out!
Why did the kid put a hat on the dog?
Because it was a pup-star!
Why did the kid put a ladder in the sandbox?
Because he wanted to climb to fun!
Jokes For 6 7 Year Olds
Why did the kid bring a pencil to the party?
Because he wanted to draw some fun!
Why did the frog sit on the lily pad?
Because it wanted to jump into action!
Why did the cookie go to school?
Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!
Why did the kid bring a backpack to the kitchen?
Because he wanted to pack a snack!
Why did the banana go to the playground?
Because it wanted to peel out!
Why did the kid put a hat on the cat?
Because it was a purr-fect hat day!
Why did the kid bring a flashlight to the park?
Because he wanted to shine bright!
Why did the teddy bear sit at the desk?
Because it wanted to learn bear-y much!
Why did the kid take a ruler to school?
Because he wanted to measure up!
Why did the apple go to school?
Because it wanted to be a little smarter!
Why did the kid bring a magnet to class?
Because he wanted to be attractive!
Why did the cow bring a backpack?
Because it wanted to moo-ve to school!
Why did the kid put a blanket on the cake?
Because it needed a little icing!
Why did the kid bring a chair to class?
Because he wanted a seat in the front row!
Why did the ice cream go to school?
Because it wanted to chill with friends!
Why did the kid bring a map to school?
Because he didn’t want to get lost!
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the kid take a pillow to school?
Because he wanted to nap during storytime!
Why did the kid put his shoes in the fridge?
Because he wanted cool feet!
Why did the pencil feel happy?
Because it had a point!
Why did the kid bring a broom to school?
Because he wanted to sweep the class!
Why did the kid take a rope to school?
Because he wanted to tie up loose ends!
Why did the kid put a hat on the dog?
Because it was a pup-star!
Why did the kid put a ladder in the sandbox?
Because he wanted to climb to fun!
Why did the kid bring a clock to dinner?
Because he wanted to have a good time!
Why did the cat bring a notebook to school?
Because it wanted to take paw-some notes!
Why did the kid put his homework in the blender?
Because he wanted to make a smooth grade!
Why did the sandwich go to school?
Because it wanted to be on a roll!
Why did the kid put a pencil in the freezer?
Because he wanted to draw ice!
Why did the duck wear a hat?
Because it wanted to look quackers!
Why did the kid bring a flashlight to class?
Because he wanted to be bright!
Why did the kid put a backpack in the fridge?
Because he wanted a cool school day!
Why did the ice cream sit under a tree?
Because it wanted to chill out!
Why did the kid put a hat on the cake?
Because it was a birthday topper!
Knock Knock Jokes For 5 Year Olds
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold outside!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cow says
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says mooo!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I came to play?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split, let’s eat ice cream!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you tickle me!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Owls say
Owls say who?
Yes, they do!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Honey
Honey who?
Honey I’m home!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas open the door, I’m cold!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter, open up!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you and miss you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tank
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nana your business!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter open up, it’s me!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like to play outside?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beak
Beak who?
Beak careful, it’s slippery!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Woo
Woo who?
Don’t get so excited!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Harry
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ice
Ice who?
Ice to meet you!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and see!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like some cookies?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Butterfly
Butterfly who?
Butterfly open the door!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a sandwich, please!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jess
Jess who?
Jess open the door, it’s cold!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yoda
Yoda who?
Yoda one I’ve been looking for!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t open the door!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin you, give me your candy!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pizza
Pizza who?
Pizza you later!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for fun!
Jokes For 4 Year Olds
Why did the cow wear a bell?
Because its horn didn’t work!
Why did the duck sit on the clock?
Because it wanted to quack on time!
Why did the kid bring a spoon to school?
Because he wanted to stir up fun!
Why did the teddy bear sit in the sun?
Because it wanted a warm hug!
Why did the banana go to the playground?
Because it wanted to slip and slide!
Why did the kid put his shoes on the table?
Because he wanted to step up!
Why did the apple go to the party?
Because it wanted to have a core-some time!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to the sandbox?
Because he wanted to reach the fun!
Why did the cookie go to school?
Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!
Why did the cat sit on the book?
Because it wanted to read between the lines!
Why did the ice cream sit under a tree?
Because it wanted to chill out!
Why did the kid take a pillow to school?
Because he wanted to nap during storytime!
Why did the kid put a hat on the dog?
Because it was a pup-star!
Why did the frog sit on a lily pad?
Because it wanted to jump into fun!
Why did the kid put a blanket on the cake?
Because it needed a little icing!
Why did the pencil feel happy?
Because it had a point!
Why did the cow go to space?
Because it wanted to see the moooon!
Why did the kid bring a backpack to the kitchen?
Because he wanted to pack a snack!
Why did the duck wear a hat?
Because it wanted to look quackers!
Why did the kid put a pencil in the freezer?
Because he wanted to draw ice!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the sandwich go to school?
Because it wanted to be on a roll!
Why did the kid bring a flashlight to class?
Because he wanted to be bright!
Why did the kid bring a magnet to school?
Because he wanted to be attractive!
Why did the ice cream go to school?
Because it wanted to be cool with friends!
Why did the kid take a rope to school?
Because he wanted to tie up loose ends!
Why did the kid bring a map to school?
Because he didn’t want to get lost!
Why did the kid put his backpack in the fridge?
Because he wanted a cool school day!
Why did the pencil go to school?
Because it wanted to draw attention!
Why did the kid take a ladder to the playground?
Because he wanted to reach the slide!
Why did the banana go to school?
Because it wanted to peel smart!
Why did the kid put a hat on the cake?
Because it was a birthday topper!
Why did the frog wear a crown?
Because it was a little prince!
Why did the kid bring a broom to class?
Because he wanted to sweep the floor!
Jokes For 6 Year Olds
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to reach the top shelf!
Why did the cow sit in the sun?
Because it wanted to be warm!
Why did the kid put a hat on the dog?
Because it was a pup-star!
Why did the banana go to the playground?
Because it wanted to peel out!
Why did the ice cream sit under a tree?
Because it wanted to chill!
Why did the kid take a pillow to school?
Because he wanted to nap during storytime!
Why did the kid bring a magnet to class?
Because he wanted to be attractive!
Why did the cookie go to school?
Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!
Why did the frog sit on a lily pad?
Because it wanted to jump into fun!
Why did the kid put his shoes in the fridge?
Because he wanted cool feet!
Why did the cow go to space?
Because it wanted to see the moooon!
Why did the kid put a blanket on the cake?
Because it needed a little icing!
Why did the sandwich go to school?
Because it wanted to be on a roll!
Why did the kid take a rope to school?
Because he wanted to tie up loose ends!
Why did the kid put a pencil in the freezer?
Because he wanted to draw ice!
Why did the pencil feel happy?
Because it had a point!
Why did the kid put a backpack in the fridge?
Because he wanted a cool school day!
Why did the duck wear a hat?
Because it wanted to look quackers!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the kid bring a broom to class?
Because he wanted to sweep the floor!
Why did the ice cream go to school?
Because it wanted to be cool with friends!
Why did the cat sit on the book?
Because it wanted to read between the lines!
Why did the kid bring a backpack to the kitchen?
Because he wanted to pack a snack!
Why did the frog wear a crown?
Because it was a little prince!
Why did the kid put a hat on the cake?
Because it was a birthday topper!
Why did the pencil go to school?
Because it wanted to draw attention!
Why did the kid take a chair to school?
Because he wanted a seat in the front row!
Why did the teddy bear sit in the sun?
Because it wanted a warm hug!
Why did the kid bring a flashlight to the park?
Because he wanted to shine bright!
Why did the banana go to school?
Because it wanted to peel smart!
Why did the cow wear a bell?
Because its horn didn’t work!
Why did the kid put his homework in the blender?
Because he wanted to make a smooth grade!
